Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.

"Oh god last night i got totally tarmacked. I was with this really hot chick and she was on top, the she sat on my chest and did a shit on it and starting rubbing up and down."

Tarmacked by Shut-It September 3, 2009

Related Words

Tarmacked • tracked • Tarmacking • Tardtacked • tarmacie • Tarmackistan • tarmageddon • tarnacke • Tatjacked • tracked and killed

tarmacking

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005

Tramackled

Means To be drunk and High at the same time. Originated in Rio Grande, Puerto Rico by tourists.

After that 40 and Blunt we were tramackled

Tramackled by magicwillyfromphilly July 4, 2010

Tardtacked

When a social website is overun or attacked by a bunch of morons all of the sudden.

Wow,The site was doing good for a while today until it was tardtacked by a bunch of idiots.

Tardtacked by RedNick1.0 March 1, 2012

Tatjacked

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

Tatjacked by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013

Tarmacking

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

Tarmacking by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026