Tarmacked
To get absolutely shit-faced. Refers to the drunk/high person hitting the ground (tarmack) because they are so fucked up.
Tarmacked by Tarmackedpig26 April 15, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Tarmacked
Tarmacked is were a male and female take part in sexual intercourse and were the female is on top and sits on the males chest and shits on his chest and rubs up and down it.
Related Words
Tarmacked • tracked • Tarmacking • Tardtacked • tarmacie • Tarmackistan • tarmageddon • tarnacke • Tatjacked • tracked and killed
tarmacking
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005
Tramackled
Tramackled by magicwillyfromphilly July 4, 2010
Tardtacked
Tardtacked by RedNick1.0 March 1, 2012
Tatjacked
Tatjacked by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013
Tarmacking
After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.
Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.
After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
Tarmacking by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.