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Toshtini 

When you open an expensive bottle of water and immediately pour half of it down the drain. Then refill the bottle with tap water and give it a shake. Serve at room tempature, and garnish with a limon.
You ordered a Toshtini? How gay are you?
Toshtini by YouIrkMe July 9, 2010
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Tashani is a very beautiful girl,she is sexy and hot ASF, although shes has her good and bad moments she makes the good times count the most, she's a very loveable person and a great kisser.
Dayum do u see Tashani over there
Tashani by Thatonehonestguy April 1, 2018

toshtini 

a drink in which you buy an expensive bottled water, pour half of it down the drain, fill the rest with tap water, shake it, pour into a martini glass and add a limeon (the key ingredient in Sprite) enjoy.
Oh, man, my favorite drink is a toshtini, its delicious, because im a fucking douche bag.

Tashtinencia 

Tashtinencia made the top 10 deadly diseases in Q1 2012, it was first then that doctors could actually find a pattern of the disease.
Scientists claim that it is far worse than Ishemic Heart Disease, Cerebrovascular Disease and Lower Respiratory Infections put all together, since it affects all of those areas + more.

It has been told that once you have been affected by it, you may never go back to normal again.
At the moment, the only known treatments continuously injecting doses of itself into the human body.
Although that is not a cure itself, it is a start, says Doctor Victor (self made Doctor at the Special Clinic of All Acceptance)

Till this date, there is no known cure, only Victor can fix it.
Daaamn, the Tashtinencia is killing me, the man said while taking his whole glass of whiskey down in one gulp.

If my Tashtinencia won't calm down, I might need to go to Dr Victor and make him fix me up.
Tashtinencia by RalfEyes June 12, 2013

Tashaina 

A funny bitch that will bully you 24/7 with a good personality who's sassy.
-Look at Tashaina she's being sassy
Tashaina by Cute son😘 February 27, 2021
A amazing, outgoing girl who is always able to make you laugh. She awesome to be around and is always there for you.
"You were so happy yesterday"

"Yeah I was with Tasharni"
tasharni by Tazzylill13 December 10, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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