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Tarmen by craptastik November 29, 2009
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Obelisk the Tormentor
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010
Tarenized
A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.
In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".
The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".
In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.
A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.
Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.
Precautions include:
- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.
-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.
-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".
The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".
In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.
A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.
Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.
Precautions include:
- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.
-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.
-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
Taren Verior
A Taren Verior is basically a Tauren Warrior but it is called a Taren Verior by those who think lowly of Tauren Warriors.
Taren Verior by Cetanu October 16, 2007
Cape Tormentine
A nearly abandoned town on the Atlantic Coast. Prior to the opening of the Confederation Bridge to PEI it was a booming town due to the ferry service running to PEI which provided many jobs for the people and helped its economy. When the bridge was finished and opened in 1997 the ferry service was shut down and over 600 people lost their jobs as a result. Faced with no jobs most people were forced to leave the town and find employment elsewhere. Most of the ferry terminal and wharf structures were dismantled as well as most of the buildings in the town except for a few which are slowly decaying. It is essentially a ghost town now except for the last holdouts,fishermen and a crumbling wharf and a few buildings left to tell of what once was.
Cape Tormentine by bubbzzzz February 12, 2010
Tarendactyl
When your name is Taren and you swoop into a bar and pick up the youngest drunkest hottest guy you see
Tarendactyl by Tarendactyl January 11, 2016
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