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Tarenized

A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.

In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".

The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".

In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.

A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.

Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.

Precautions include:

- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.

-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.

-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
Joe took 3 days to recover after being Tarenized.
by miffus October 15, 2011
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Karenized

When someone becomes a unjust victim or “Kareny” from a Karen and it leads to long term effects like haver a target on your back.🤬 Being Karenized is awful and it could very well ruin someone’s life.
This Karen Karenized me and I went to jail for a while for something I didn’t do and now no one will hire me.
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Tokenized Math

When math collectibles (coins & stamps, vintage puzzles & toys, out-of-print books & classics, and antique measuring instruments & calculators), math cards, urban math definitions, IMO or Fields medals, NFTs, memes, and the like can be broken up into smaller parts that can be sold individually, thus making fractional ownership of both digital or physical assets possible.
Guesstimate how much the global tokenized math business could be worth if collectors started to trade their precious assets in the metaverse.
by Fasters July 16, 2022
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Tabinized

Adj: Dying a quick and very painful death.
My group just got tabinized.
by Jenamdar October 7, 2004
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Tokenized Albert Wesker

Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!

Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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Taganized

A term in Starcraft 2 used to describe an event which you have lost to your opponent, usually getting '4 gate push' pwned, and having your opponent saying 'I suck' before you quit the game. It can also be said that you have been raped 'Taganally'
JX: Damn, I lost to an opponent where he 4 gate pushed me. and he said he suck before I left the game

John: Looks like you have been Taganized
by NanoK August 27, 2010
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