Definitions by Tarendactyl

Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.

My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.

Dickervention by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

Dickmatized 

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.

Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.

Dickmatized by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016

Tarendactyl 

When your name is Taren and you swoop into a bar and pick up the youngest drunkest hottest guy you see

She swooped in like a Tarendactyl , he had no idea what happened"

Tarendactyl by Tarendactyl January 11, 2016

Vaginal Tetris 

1. When you have multiple dicks that need to fit into your rotation and you have to decide what dick is going where, when.
2.When you are surrounded by multiple dicks and they need to be accommodated at the same time.

What did you do this weekend? "I played vaginal tetris and I leveled up"

Vaginal Tetris by Tarendactyl January 11, 2016