tardiddle is the act of taking a fat stinking crap on someone's infant. it is usually performed in front of a large crowd of people and the favored spot for someone to commit tardiddle is on the baby forehead.
person: oh, what a lovely baby you have, so adorable.
Mother: thank you, he's 16 months old.
Person: can I tardiddle on him?
Mother: oh of course.
Person: SHITS AGGRESSIVELY ON BABY'S HEAD!
Mother: thank you, he's 16 months old.
Person: can I tardiddle on him?
Mother: oh of course.
Person: SHITS AGGRESSIVELY ON BABY'S HEAD!
by RangaCleitus420 November 12, 2020
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Are you down for boggling our minds with some Triddles this weekend ?
Are you down for boggling our minds with some Triddles this weekend ?
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To get an honest answer from Crazy Bob, one must be prepared to listen to his usual taradiddle before getting to the truth.
by Tara Joy May 17, 2006
Get the taradiddle mug.Three times the diddler. Also known as a triple offender. A creepy looking older man who makes anyone in his presence, especially children, feel uneasy. The type of guy who hangs around public toilets just to get a wiff of other peoples asses.
Mr. Kennedy spooned my nuts with a soup ladle. He is my cooking teacher. What a triddler.
Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.
Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.
by Rusty Truck November 6, 2010
Get the Triddler mug.A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.
She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.
S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!
Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.
S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!
Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.
by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011
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