Tardiddle

tardiddle is the act of taking a fat stinking crap on someone's infant. it is usually performed in front of a large crowd of people and the favored spot for someone to commit tardiddle is on the baby forehead.

person: oh, what a lovely baby you have, so adorable.
Mother: thank you, he's 16 months old.
Person: can I tardiddle on him?
Mother: oh of course.
Person: SHITS AGGRESSIVELY ON BABY'S HEAD!

Tardiddle by RangaCleitus420 November 12, 2020

Triddle

A type of online game combining virtual Tours and Riddles (Tour + Riddle = TRiddle).

Have you figured out that triddle? I've been stuck on the 3rd riddle for days!
Are you down for boggling our minds with some Triddles this weekend ?

Triddle by StreetSweeper100 May 23, 2020

taradiddle 

a fib, fabrication, or pretentious nonsense

To get an honest answer from Crazy Bob, one must be prepared to listen to his usual taradiddle before getting to the truth.

taradiddle by Tara Joy May 17, 2006

Triddler 

Three times the diddler. Also known as a triple offender. A creepy looking older man who makes anyone in his presence, especially children, feel uneasy. The type of guy who hangs around public toilets just to get a wiff of other peoples asses.

Mr. Kennedy spooned my nuts with a soup ladle. He is my cooking teacher. What a triddler.

Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.

Triddler by Rusty Truck November 6, 2010

Tardilepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

Tardilepsy by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011

tarradiddle 

A fib or a lie, very ganstaish

Dont tarradiddle biatch

tarradiddle by P Riddy May 25, 2004

tadiddle

Another word for describing a medium sized penis.

It wasn't that big. More like a... tadiddle

tadiddle by ** April 6, 2005