9 definitions by **

dicklick

one who licks dick

hey dicklick, whats up?

by ** June 27, 2003

emu

a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'

by ** August 18, 2003

crackwax

having such a fucking hairy ass, you could use a wax.

God Greg, you really could use a crackwax!

by ** June 27, 2003

tadiddle

Another word for describing a medium sized penis.

It wasn't that big. More like a... tadiddle

by ** April 7, 2005

firebush

a red headed woman with puffy 80's hair

dude, look at firebush!

by ** June 27, 2003

crotch check

This is the action people commonly take when they are wearing underwear over their pants and need to make sure that the jeans underneath aren't making it look like they have a penis. This also takes place just in case you thought you lost your vagina or penis. If your vagina or penis is detachable then you understand.

Do these pants make me look like I have a penis? Crotch Check!

by ** April 7, 2005

Pooja

Rare species found in old dusty libraries or tropical rainforests. Has certain eccentricities.

by ** April 18, 2003