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tardidill 

the concept of playing naked twister with your friends cousin
i tardidilled your cousin last night
tardidill by tongy12345 April 28, 2025
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tardsville 

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.
Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm
tardsville by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006

tardzilla 

One who set himself apart by commiting
an unbelievable act of stupidity.
Holy fuck, what were you thinking
tardzilla......
tardzilla by cheese May 7, 2003

tardzilla 

The state of being mentally challenged (a tard), at enormous proportions.
Did tardzilla come up with this stupid idea? (Referring to the office idiot)
tardzilla by Brian Bush October 4, 2006

Tardville 

Group home or assisted living facility for mentally challenged people.
All the retarded folks live at Tardville.
Tardville by Hellcopinc April 22, 2011
tardiddle is the act of taking a fat stinking crap on someone's infant. it is usually performed in front of a large crowd of people and the favored spot for someone to commit tardiddle is on the baby forehead.
person: oh, what a lovely baby you have, so adorable.
Mother: thank you, he's 16 months old.
Person: can I tardiddle on him?
Mother: oh of course.
Person: SHITS AGGRESSIVELY ON BABY'S HEAD!
Tardiddle by RangaCleitus420 November 12, 2020

Twatdidilly

Someone who has several fat rolls that looks like rolling hills of California and wears a full body romper.
My co-worker is a twatdidilly in that outfit!
Twatdidilly by Reelz Tru April 15, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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