Gardiddle 

when one is molested (diddled) by the cartoon character Garfield

"dude I just got Gardiddled..."

Gardiddle by Adderallpossumontheroad December 25, 2024

griddleflopper 

A somewhat wet fart that isn't too soft and isn't loud but stinks like mad. Usually performed inside a vehicle with the windows up.

Dang! You just dropped a griddleflopper!

griddleflopper by Poomba and Timone March 30, 2010

griddle 

(noun) An insult regarding someone who is dumb or mentally slow. Similar to “square”

Carmen: It’s kind of like a date you know?
Loc: What? You want to go on a date?
Tiffany: No you fucking griddle, she’s talking about the fruit.

griddle by grilllookin’ June 24, 2019

Sweet Griddle cakes 

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

Sweet Griddle cakes by Miles J June 22, 2004

nig-griddle 

A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.

Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?

nig-griddle by the baconer September 6, 2011

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer

So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake by Paul December 25, 2008

Griddle Fucker 

a deranged individual that enjoys plowing maple filled paddies until he comes to maple orgasm

I WALKED IN AND SAW MY BROTHER BANGING A MCGRIDDLES, HES A GRIDDLE FUCKER"

Griddle Fucker by Doctor Hot Buns January 10, 2013