Tardicle 

A word referred to describing a guy when he is acting like a jerk. A cross between testicles and a retard.

Girl 1:"Omg, I hate my ex"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Hes just being a complete tardicle"

Tardicle by NicciRicci January 29, 2009

domatomic tardicle

Someone who others would consider a "Retard" or "Autistic". Not to be used in a medical sense. Given by amongusbadussy on discord.

Person 1: Oi, I'm bri'ish, I enjoy tea 'n' crumpets, innit?
Person 2: Ya fucken Domatomic Tardicle.

domatomic tardicle by MrPP#9727 November 24, 2023

Tarticle 

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily

katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.

Tarticle by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009

turdicle 

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

turdicle by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

Tardilepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

Tardilepsy by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011

Turdicle 

A rare formation mid movement when defecating a loose stool outdoors in subzero conditions.

Gerry rose suddenly and ran for the outdoors, making it safely to relieve himself in the nearby snow drift, only to sustain injury from his own turdicle as his otherwise well aimed jet froze near immediately upon release to spike him where he squatted.

Turdicle by Furnace-Wibble April 23, 2023