That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021
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One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
by Chance January 19, 2005
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a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.
matt cohen is such a diddler
by ya September 2, 2004
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a young man who dates an underage girl. there is nothing really that wrong with this, it's just frowned upon in society.
"My 21 year old buddy went out wit a 16 year old girl"

"Wow, what a diddler!"
by Barawootski November 14, 2006
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A guy who has such a small dick that when they go to have sex with a woman they just sit there and diddle with there penis.
That asian person is such a diddler
by asdfjakljsdf March 8, 2004
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A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.
The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.
Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
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