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tardation 

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.
What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
tardation by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

tardania 

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?
tardania by arix brak August 29, 2006

tardanian 

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.
She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.
tardanian by q4rules April 27, 2007

misc tardation 

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
more...


Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"


Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.


Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?



Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas


Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

/quote:

Mental E-tardation 

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
Mental E-tardation by Derz August 9, 2010

tardation 

the condition of being completely inept, clueless, or just plain dumb; the inability to 'get a clue; the plight of an individual who consistently performs below par in the social or intellectual arena; idiocy
"Why is this idiot slowing down to miss the signal? It's a green light! Tardation!!"

"Could you possibly drive any slower on the freeway on-ramp? We're going 20 into a 55 zone! Tardation!"

"You cancelled our wedding plans, cost me a fortune, and humiliated me in front of all of our friends and family, and NOW you want to get back together? HAHAHAHA Tardation!!"

"I'm so frustrated with my classmate, I give him precise instructions for completing our project and he still cannot produce coherent results. Total tardation!"
tardation by Ms.Teri.Whoaman January 4, 2008