tardanian

1. adj. An adjective describing someone who looks slightly mentally retarded, but is not.

She has no chin and her shoulders are all hunched over and weird. She's so tardanian.

(variant) No, he doesn't actually have Downs. He's an honors student. He must just be from Tardania.

by q4rules April 27, 2007

Tarzanian

1. (adjective) When one's attire, designed or weathered, resembles garments worn by Tarzan.

2. (adjective) To describe lewd or inapropros behaviour during social interactions and gatherings.

1. "Dude, that hobo's rockin some Tarzanian threads."

2. "Bryan is going Tarzanian tonight!"

by itsmarley September 2, 2010

tardation

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

tanzanian titty fucker

The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.

" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."

by Mother Fucker 1 January 23, 2014

tardania

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

by arix brak August 29, 2006

tasmanian snorkel

the man sits on the girl with his ass on her face. The mans asshole acts as the airhole with the balls over the eyes as goggles. The penis extends above her head so it looks like a snorkel.

We couldn't afford to go snorkeling in the caribbean, so i surprised her with a tasmanian snorkel at home.

by Family Style February 14, 2008