Tardacity 

Noun: A combination of the words "retard" and "audacity". Used to express the effect of how utterly stupid an utterance sounds or is perceived to be.

When Jimmy said that all black people come from the country of Africa, I was shocked and appalled at his sheer tardacity.

Tardacity by Shdowdragon September 15, 2010

Turdacity 

To be rude, in an overwhelmingly turdish way. Reckless with a fecal overtone. Similar to audacity, but with turd.

"I cannot believe you had the Turdacity to take the last bathroom stall, you filthy cornhole monger"

Turdacity by Mulba4ever March 15, 2009

Tardaliny 

something small and cute but bad.

my small black and blonde pomchi. she is very tardaliny.

Tardaliny by tardaliny August 19, 2009

TaradactylSS

A Taradactyl is a uniquely rare creature that is extremely smart and has an amazing sense of humor. She is beautiful to the core. She has the ability to brighten every day with a single smile or by simply walking past in her sexy pants. She has jokes for days and is a total smoke show. Taradactyl is a total Ferrari and should be handled like one at all times. Her lips are constructed of the stuff dreams are made from, her ass is out of this world. Her legs are what you want wrapped around you at all times. Just to be in the room with her is to be satisfied, just sit back and enjoy the scenery. Rawr

That Taradactylss is one hot little pistol.

TaradactylSS is a freakin Ferrari, I really enjoyed the drive.

TaradactylSS by Mic Altra September 20, 2021

tardacious 

Term used to describe one who is a tard, or something in the context of said tard.

Lina, that was such a tardacious comment...

tardacious by Poophead January 15, 2004

tardivity 

Retard activity; activities that resemble those performed by retarded individuals.

In an effort to describe a medical office full of incompetent staff, "That office is an epicenter of tardivity."

tardivity by Court House Master September 14, 2010

tapacity

How tappable a person is.

"That bitch has major tapacity."

"She may be in Algebra 1 as a senior, but Susan has the tapacity of a 1st Round Draft Pick."

"I just don't see the tapacity, Phil."

tapacity by D Druck July 2, 2005