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tardicity 

1) The quality or state of being retarded.

2) The incoherent or nonsensical quality of thought.
1) His chronic use of meth is only partly responsible for his tardicity.

2) By sitting next to you idiots, my tardicity has increased ten fold.
tardicity by MistaVibe September 27, 2010
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Tardictorian 

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.
Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.
Tardictorian by Easwim April 12, 2010

Turdacity 

To be rude, in an overwhelmingly turdish way. Reckless with a fecal overtone. Similar to audacity, but with turd.
"I cannot believe you had the Turdacity to take the last bathroom stall, you filthy cornhole monger"
Turdacity by Mulba4ever March 15, 2009

Tardacity 

Noun: A combination of the words "retard" and "audacity". Used to express the effect of how utterly stupid an utterance sounds or is perceived to be.
When Jimmy said that all black people come from the country of Africa, I was shocked and appalled at his sheer tardacity.
Tardacity by Shdowdragon September 15, 2010

Turdidity 

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.
"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"
Turdidity by Zzlorp October 12, 2008

tardivity 

Retard activity; activities that resemble those performed by retarded individuals.
In an effort to describe a medical office full of incompetent staff, "That office is an epicenter of tardivity."
tardivity by Court House Master September 14, 2010

triicity 

An amazing film maker and amazing soccer player. Triicity means that he is very wealthy and dont take no s.h.i.t so if you see him around give him money then you will be safe. A tall guy and has a great personality.
Dude look Triicity is coming! His recent film was amazing!
triicity by Triicity March 6, 2015
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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endwarfins

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