Turdacity 

To be rude, in an overwhelmingly turdish way. Reckless with a fecal overtone. Similar to audacity, but with turd.

"I cannot believe you had the Turdacity to take the last bathroom stall, you filthy cornhole monger"

Turdacity by Mulba4ever March 15, 2009

Turdacious 

Over the top turdly behavior

While everyone loved her, Danielle's ego and snippy remarks made them think she was acting very turdaciously.

Turdacious by wowo the woowoo January 21, 2010

Tardacity 

Noun: A combination of the words "retard" and "audacity". Used to express the effect of how utterly stupid an utterance sounds or is perceived to be.

When Jimmy said that all black people come from the country of Africa, I was shocked and appalled at his sheer tardacity.

Tardacity by Shdowdragon September 15, 2010

Turdidity 

Turdidity is the cloudiness or haziness of a fluid caused by individual particles (suspended solids) of raw sewage.

The measurement of turdidity is a key test of water quality.

"Turdidity levels in Burke Canyon have fallen drastically with the closure of the brown trout fisheries"

Turdidity by Zzlorp October 12, 2008

Turdacious 

The act of being a turd.

Man, Peter is so turdacious sometimes.

Turdacious by SimplyRidiculous September 6, 2016

Tunacity 

A firm desire to finish sex, no matter how disgusting the girl may be.

John showed incredible tunacity while banging that 300 lb. walrus of a woman who simultaneously smelled like feces and rotten meat.

Tunacity by The Broham November 23, 2011

tardicity 

1) The quality or state of being retarded.

2) The incoherent or nonsensical quality of thought.

1) His chronic use of meth is only partly responsible for his tardicity.

2) By sitting next to you idiots, my tardicity has increased ten fold.

tardicity by MistaVibe September 27, 2010