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tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.
"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."
tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009
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comes from college campuses that have enough room and enough hills and good winters....

traying is like sledding, only on a cafeteria tray.... we college kids don't have room to keep a sled in our rooms, so we "borrow" a lunch tray and we're set.... better than snow disks!
My friends and I are going to go traying on the big hill tonight after the cafeteria closes.
traying by Little Hurd Girl January 22, 2005

tarafina 

Loves to cuss and show off assets can be dramatic
Omg there goes a Tarafina
tarafina by Idkidkidek June 4, 2016
a little known urban sport which involves a challenge between 2 or more friends as to who can bin the most take away trays (as in the ones provided at mcdonalds) as possible at once.
"the record for traying is upto 12, think you can beat it?"
traying by Josh Kellett January 10, 2008

TRAFTing 

Triple Anal FisTing.

See DAFTing for TRAFTing minus one.
I knew my anus would never get its figure back when the other frat boys were TRAFTing me last night.
TRAFTing by koolaidkid237 April 30, 2006

Traffing 

A sex act involving two homosexual males, a gallon of axle grease, and an electric leaf blower.
"Jim borrowed my leaf blower the other day. I just walked in on him traffing Sean. Gross."
Traffing by arglblarghl September 8, 2009
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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