tardfingers

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

by gide0n May 20, 2009

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

Hardfingers

Caused by intense masturbation

Johnny has hardfingers.

by Angc15 July 19, 2016