tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

Turdfinger by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

Hardfingers 

Caused by intense masturbation

Johnny has hardfingers.

Hardfingers by Angc15 July 19, 2016