by Sir Tampei the Great July 24, 2017
Get the Tampei mug.1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012
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by Ink_splaters January 30, 2023
Get the tapeisgreat mug.1. (verb) the act of plunging the tongue deep into a man's asshole and then trying to bust rhymes and/or rap; 2. (as noun) short, cross-dressing male with no confidence and a micro-penis.; 3) asshole
"I didn't know that he was gay until I walked in on him pulling a Tampinco on Jim!!!"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"
by Jaguilera May 20, 2010
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It's used to describe an article of clothing that looks really dope. Usually, it's a unique thrifted piece, that's almost impossible to find anywhere.
History of Tampered Threads:
This word originated during the rise of thrifting -fits, at a time when people started to care about the overwhelming market of Fast Fashion and clothing waste around the world - from over consumption. These people are inspired by the past craftsmanship of clothing and appreciate the pieces that were once were (new threads) and now carry another story of glory and pride from people nationwide. In other words.. dope ass clothes.
Synonyms: Fresh, Dapper, Dappress, Cool, & Dope, Trendy.
It's used to describe an article of clothing that looks really dope. Usually, it's a unique thrifted piece, that's almost impossible to find anywhere.
History of Tampered Threads:
This word originated during the rise of thrifting -fits, at a time when people started to care about the overwhelming market of Fast Fashion and clothing waste around the world - from over consumption. These people are inspired by the past craftsmanship of clothing and appreciate the pieces that were once were (new threads) and now carry another story of glory and pride from people nationwide. In other words.. dope ass clothes.
Synonyms: Fresh, Dapper, Dappress, Cool, & Dope, Trendy.
by The Goat Spoke January 11, 2021
Get the Tampered Thread mug.Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island punch are the best though.
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
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