Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something
wrong, Will? You seem upset.
Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.
Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long
time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?
Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a
boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so
special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.
Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm
sure it's gonna be fine.
Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so
special, you don't even know! You would never know.
Conan O'Brien: What do you
mean I'd never know? I've been in love.
Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.
Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!
Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
