Tampinco

1. (verb) the act of plunging the tongue deep into a man's asshole and then trying to bust rhymes and/or rap; 2. (as noun) short, cross-dressing male with no confidence and a micro-penis.; 3) asshole

"I didn't know that he was gay until I walked in on him pulling a Tampinco on Jim!!!"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"

by Jaguilera May 20, 2010

Tampinco Toke

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."

"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012

tampico

Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island punch are the best though.

The $0.75 Meal : Shrimp Ramen and a glass of Peach Tampico. Yum Yum.

by Evil Bella January 7, 2004

lil Tampico

Some kid who makes horrible songs

Wow did you hear the new song lil Tampico made? It’s really bad and no one likes it.

by Thebestaround132 March 10, 2019

Tampico juice

The best fucking drink in the world

I drank tampico juice today and i got the tampico powers

by Tampico juice February 18, 2017

Tampico Dick

A mexican boy who drinks tampico quite often, leading to him having a small dick

Bru dont sleep with Renaldo , you know he got Tampico dick

Ew, Carlos so has a Tampico dick

by ilovetampicodickyo November 26, 2018

Tampico

Citrus punch; juice; usually Mexicans are found drinking it; the yummiest juice you'll ever drink!

Mexican: hey, ese how much is that tampico?

other Mexican: homes just steal it.

by chikajen March 30, 2009