Tampaxing

To kill pussy's in a video game.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm tampaxing these kids in Call Of Duty"
"Nice, I love killing pussies!"

"Wow, that kid tampaxed those kids"

by Weed Khalifa November 1, 2011

tamping

Mad, furious, steaming

I was tamping, Dave spilt my pint!

by Joshua H Armstrong August 20, 2004

camp tapawingo

An amazing summer camp in Maine where girls can have the best summers of their lives. Many people make friendships that last lifetimes. The songs are treasured. It's not something you can explain. You have to go to understand. Referred to as "Tap".

I love Camp Tapawingo, I miss it so bad! Who wouldn't?

by TaterTots November 16, 2004

Tampaxinationary

A fascination with tampons.

She realized the tampaxinationary he had when she opened his bathroom cabinet.

by Tampax Queen August 20, 2010

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

by 535 October 9, 2012

Tamponing

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy

yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl

by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009

tamping

a word for someone whos gutted.. but it's better than the word gutted..

rhys: oh my god i just dropped my eggs.
hazel: TAMPING!!!

by mistress porc. September 30, 2005