Tampalin

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking tampalin.

by John Mckinley May 30, 2018

Tampalin

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking tampalin

by John Mckinley May 30, 2018

Tampaxinationary

A fascination with tampons.

She realized the tampaxinationary he had when she opened his bathroom cabinet.

by Tampax Queen August 20, 2010

trampalina

Exhibits slight trampish qualities. Not quite a tramp.

My friend went out drinking last night and ended up acting like a trampalina.

by ShanChed October 24, 2007

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009

TampaLantis

The lost underwater city located half way between Tampa and Saint Petersburg fl. TampaLantis is known for its peanut butter and jellyfish sandwitches. little is know about this spamtastic bubble of a city. once thought to be a russian reasearch facility, TampaLantis is now know to be built by a long lost race of SPAMmonkeys.

would you like to go to TampaLantis today? how do they keep the bread dry underwater? If a SPAMmonkey lives under the sea , should it be called a SPAMseaMonkey.

by Austin T Landberg August 18, 2006

Tampaking420

Has ligma and is a cunt

My friend tampaking420 has ligma

by Emeraldknight70 October 18, 2018