Tampalin
Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.
Tampalin by John Mckinley May 30, 2018
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Tampalin
Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.
Tampalin by John Mckinley May 30, 2018
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Tampalin • Tambaling • tampoline • trampaline • Tampaines • Tampaking420 • TampaLantis • Tampaxinationary • Tampaxing • tapalinga
trampalina
trampalina by ShanChed October 24, 2007
Tampoline
Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.
"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."
Tampoline by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009
TampaLantis
The lost underwater city located half way between Tampa and Saint Petersburg fl. TampaLantis is known for its peanut butter and jellyfish sandwitches. little is know about this spamtastic bubble of a city. once thought to be a russian reasearch facility, TampaLantis is now know to be built by a long lost race of SPAMmonkeys.
would you like to go to TampaLantis today? how do they keep the bread dry underwater? If a SPAMmonkey lives under the sea , should it be called a SPAMseaMonkey.
TampaLantis by Austin T Landberg August 18, 2006
Tampaking420
Tampaking420 by Emeraldknight70 October 18, 2018
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Salad Days
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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