Tallywhackin'

Two or more men facing one another in a shower with flacid penises, shaking their hips in order to make contact with the other soft penis or penises. The process ends when all penis' are hard or any of the participants pass out from any other dudes' cuteness.

Yo dude, let's go get clean! Let's get some tallywhackin' done!

by J. Futtbuck and D. Peluso Inc. March 8, 2011

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

tallywacking

The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom

‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’

by LJP corp April 8, 2021

Tallywhacker

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

by tania January 26, 2004

Tallywhacker

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

by cyphercube November 6, 2003

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Tallywhacker

part of the male genitalia, as used for whacking tallies

I'm just off to the little boys room to show my tallywhacker the toilet.

by robbo December 7, 2003