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Tallywhack 

adj.
To slap another person with one's (flaccid) penis, shouting "Tally Ho!" before contact is made. Without the exclamation this is simply sexual assault.
While getting ready to go out last night I Tallywhacked my roommate.
Tallywhack by Scooba_Steve December 28, 2015

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.
Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.
tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

Taliwhacked 

Ambushed my the Taliban, comes from the term "Bushwhacked" meaning ambushed. Hence Taliwhacked is a situation where the Taliban ambush a person or persons. Used in military slang.
Yeah we where taliwhacked, we took incoming from all sides.
Taliwhacked by Piglet Brave October 21, 2010

Golden Tallywacker 

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.
*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

pallywhacker 

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.
pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

talywhacker 

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker
talywhacker by John Gaskell October 2, 2003