adj.
To slap another person with one's (flaccid) penis, shouting "Tally Ho!" before contact is made. Without the exclamation this is simply sexual assault.

While getting ready to go out last night I Tallywhacked my roommate.

Tallywhack by Scooba_Steve December 28, 2015

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

Taliwhacked

Ambushed my the Taliban, comes from the term "Bushwhacked" meaning ambushed. Hence Taliwhacked is a situation where the Taliban ambush a person or persons. Used in military slang.

Yeah we where taliwhacked, we took incoming from all sides.

Taliwhacked by Piglet Brave October 21, 2010

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

Golden Tallywacker by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

pallywhacker by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

talywhacker by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026