Tallfinger

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Your middle finger.

Don't stick up your tallfinger, because it is bad luck and means you don't believe in Jesus. It also says, "Fuck you", which is a bad word.

Tallfinger by dustychenille April 7, 2015

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tardfingers

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

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Related Words

Tallfinger • Tillfingers • Old Man Tall Finger • Pallfinger • taflinger • tallenger • tardfingers • Wallfinger • All Fingers and Tongues • taco fingers

Wallfinger

A public display of sex by the under 18 crowd, most often accompanied by Electronic Dance Music (EDM), and often relying on a wall, theatre seat, or railing for leverage.

i.e. "Bro, this trap set is sick! I can't believe Chad wallfingered (wallfinger) that chick before security got here!"

Wallfinger by 12thplanet April 30, 2014

taflinger

Noun: somebody who sticks a golf club, usually their Nike Sasquatch driver, up their ass while whacking off to golf.

yea when I was with my friend Steve while watching the U.S. Open my friend totally pulled a Taflinger.

taflinger by dallas white July 22, 2007

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Tillfingers

Dermatologically deteriorated digits. Cashiers suffer most from this condition due to years spent on the till.

"Why is your left hand all gnarled up and twisted"
" Because that's the hand I touch the customers with..I'm a cashier"
"Oh sorry to hear that.. emm.."
"It's OK.. tillfingers are a misunderstood sufferance"

Tillfingers by tillfingers August 1, 2016

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Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

Old Man Tall Finger by NurseCaca December 6, 2018