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Tillfingers

Dermatologically deteriorated digits. Cashiers suffer most from this condition due to years spent on the till.
"Why is your left hand all gnarled up and twisted"
" Because that's the hand I touch the customers with..I'm a cashier"
"Oh sorry to hear that.. emm.."
"It's OK.. tillfingers are a misunderstood sufferance"
by tillfingers August 1, 2016
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Willfingers

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004
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Tallfinger

Don't stick up your tallfinger, because it is bad luck and means you don't believe in Jesus. It also says, "Fuck you", which is a bad word.
by dustychenille April 7, 2015
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