Tillfingers 

Dermatologically deteriorated digits. Cashiers suffer most from this condition due to years spent on the till.

"Why is your left hand all gnarled up and twisted"
" Because that's the hand I touch the customers with..I'm a cashier"
"Oh sorry to hear that.. emm.."
"It's OK.. tillfingers are a misunderstood sufferance"

Tillfingers by tillfingers August 1, 2016

Willfingers 

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.

"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."

Willfingers by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004

Tallfinger 

Your middle finger.

Don't stick up your tallfinger, because it is bad luck and means you don't believe in Jesus. It also says, "Fuck you", which is a bad word.

Tallfinger by dustychenille April 7, 2015