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The act of switching sports team in mid life. No grown man should ever switch teams they root for after entering adulthood.
Man the JETS are going to suck this year. Perhaps this year I will pull a ballenger and root for the Raiders.
Ballenger by Feyer August 20, 2011

Tallfinger 

Your middle finger.
Don't stick up your tallfinger, because it is bad luck and means you don't believe in Jesus. It also says, "Fuck you", which is a bad word.
Tallfinger by dustychenille April 7, 2015

tallented 

A basketball player who is just tall but has no other skills for basketball.
John: He's so tall, but he's bad at basketball.
Matt: He's just tallented
tallented by Bae is Arvind October 17, 2016
A man who sits down on the toilet to urinate.
I walked in on Ricky and saw that it he was a Ballenger.
Ballenger by Tom Dunnington September 23, 2005

taflinger 

Noun: somebody who sticks a golf club, usually their Nike Sasquatch driver, up their ass while whacking off to golf.
yea when I was with my friend Steve while watching the U.S. Open my friend totally pulled a Taflinger.
taflinger by dallas white July 22, 2007

talenter 

More Talented / I need words for scrabble
He is not talented enough for the game, so he created the word talenter on urban dictionary
talenter by mpower451 June 21, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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