"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

somewhat-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

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somewhat-a-globular

A state of mind where one is confused or disorientatated about one's psychological, physical, geographical, social, and/or professional state

"What's this? Where am I? What's going on? Oh no..I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular" said the child as he woke up to find an old fisherman buying fish in front of him.

somewhat-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

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somewhat funny

isn't hilarious but can make a person snicker or giggle

it was somewhat funny to see him actually do it

somewhat funny by Olallybabe June 9, 2018

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somewhat flustered

its a mental state, for example when you have rather alot on youre mind and feel in need of a nice cup of tea than you would describe youreself as 'somewhat flustered'

s 'how are you feeling?'
t 'well, to be honest i'd say i'm feeling somewhat flustered'

somewhat flustered by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

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Somewhat Damaged

A self-centered, egotistical asshole.

Shabazz is Somewhat Damaged.

Somewhat Damaged by Fierce Entity July 6, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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