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tabletalk 

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.
Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk
tabletalk by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

tablette 

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."
tablette by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

Tabletoe 

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.
"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"
Tabletoe by jsmpap March 19, 2023

Tabletude 

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.
Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.
Tabletude by Shinehead January 2, 2020
A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part
"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"
Tableface by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009

tabletard 

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.
Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!
tabletard by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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