Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

tablette

A miniature table

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."

by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

Tabletoe

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.

"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"

by jsmpap March 19, 2023

Tabletude

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.

Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.

by Shinehead January 2, 2020

Tableface

A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part

"I reckon we should get the shorter tables baby - more accesible for the ol' tableface"

by theashtonstrangler January 11, 2009

tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010