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kitchen table talk

A discussion between family (e.g. cousins) or close friends at a table or other private setting, where the two (or more) of you can have completely open, often deep, conversation. The key to kitchen table talk is the ability to throw the dirtiest shade, talk shit, and spill piping hot tea, that would not be typically be acceptable in every day society.

What happens at the kitchen table, stays at the kitchen table.
Girl 1: This is going to sound really shady, but...
Girl 2: It's okay girl, this is kitchen table talk.

table talk 

From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.
Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?
table talk by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

table talk 

Illegal communication with the intent of gaining an advantage between partners during a card game.
In euchre tournaments, table talk is strictly forbidden.
table talk by 93 June 14, 2004

teletalk 

A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.
Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.
teletalk by wallville September 19, 2009

Tabletage 

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.
Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.
Tabletage by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

queen of table talk 

Some one who tells everyone at the poker table what each other are collecting.
Jeni is the queen of table talk.
queen of table talk by JGZ2 January 4, 2017