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Tabletude 

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.
Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.
Tabletude by Shinehead January 2, 2020
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tableturner 

Someone who turns the tables in their favor no matter the circumstances.
My boi Gav, ya know he got a girl and what not. I heard she tried to throw his recording shit out to the trash but he a tableturner and he done had a backup bitch!
tableturner by MicyLeeway December 23, 2019

Tabletubby 

The act of walking around with an iPad or similar tablet partially tucked down the front of your pants so that you can listen to videos on Youtube via headphones while doing housework or chores. The result is that you have a video emanating from your abdominal area.
My house was a mess and my iPod was dead, so i stuck my tablet down my pants and began to Tabletubby The Atheist Experience on Youtube until everything was sparkling.
Tabletubby by heyufck December 30, 2012

Tabletage 

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.
Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.
Tabletage by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

Tablature 

The coolest way to read and write music, numbers and fingers.
Gotta love it!
Write music with tablature or numbers for fingers rather than notes.
Tablature by G Roseland September 30, 2007

tablette 

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."
tablette by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

Tabletoe 

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.
"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"
Tabletoe by jsmpap March 19, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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