rooskationarity

Rooskationarity is the act of celebrities eating roast chicken flavoured walkers crisps because they're sad they werent able to recieve anal up the bottom, celebrities rarely discuss this with their followers or close family. Usually they will have to hire a private "helper" to prevent them from rooskationating.
Rooskationarity is a sad act because I don't recieve any action.

I rooskationated because my bum is currently sore from the other day when I got fucked by shaquille o'neal.

I didn't rooskationate yesterday because a helpful man was in the area and I did not need to rooskationate.
by jsmpap April 20, 2023
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Tabletoe

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.
"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"
by jsmpap March 19, 2023
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