tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010

tabtard

someone worse than a retard

iTab is such a tabtard.

by itsnun March 22, 2021

Teletardphobic

The fear of stupid telemark skiers.

I was dropping a knee through those trees-when I came up on some Texans and spooked them. If they weren't teletardphobic before, they sure are now.

by Mr. Cain September 22, 2012

Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.

Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.

by Stu54 March 8, 2015

tableturner

Someone who turns the tables in their favor no matter the circumstances.

My boi Gav, ya know he got a girl and what not. I heard she tried to throw his recording shit out to the trash but he a tableturner and he done had a backup bitch!

by MicyLeeway December 23, 2019

Tabletage

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

Tumbletard

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.

I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.

by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016