Tabletable
Tabletable by Dudealive November 28, 2017
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Tabletage
(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.
Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!
Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )
Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.
Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )
Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.
Tabletage by underthegun42 June 18, 2013
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Tabletable • Tabeable • Tabletage • TableTalked • Targetable • Toiletable • table talk • tatle tale • hable table • table tapper
tabletalk
The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.
tabletalk by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010
Toiletable
Toiletable by Ginger and Joker March 6, 2010
Tabeable
Guy: should we queue up for one more or are you going to eat dinner?
Guy 2: Nah lets queue the food is tabeable
Guy 2: Nah lets queue the food is tabeable
Tabeable by bigslime14 February 17, 2023
TableTalked
TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.
You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.
You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?
Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...
#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell
You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?
Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...
#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell
TableTalked by Kcls April 8, 2019
Targetable
Targetable by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022
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