Tabletable 

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.

You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.

Tabletable by Dudealive November 28, 2017

Tabletage 

(ta-bləh-ˌtäzh) noun, transitive verb, apple of a troll's eye. When your online identity is used by someone else to troll you, via your tablet.

Susan posted: ROB IZZ DAH AOSEMIST HERSBERND EVERRR!!!

Rob commented: Thanks sweetheart, you're not so bad yourself ; )

Susan commented: Nice tabletage, nerd.

Tabletage by underthegun42 June 18, 2013

tabletalk 

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

tabletalk by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

Toiletable

Something that is able to be flushed down a toilet.

"Yo girl you can't be dropping your nasty ass tampons in the toilet they ain't toiletable."

Toiletable by Ginger and Joker March 6, 2010

Tabeable

Food that can be eaten while sitting at the pc.

Guy: should we queue up for one more or are you going to eat dinner?
Guy 2: Nah lets queue the food is tabeable

Tabeable by bigslime14 February 17, 2023

TableTalked 

TableTalked is another word or phrase for the discussion of gossip about someone that is not present.

You tell your sister a secret. Later that night you were the topic of your sister's discussion while you weren't there. The next day you found out she TableTalked you.

You: I saw my ex last night and he was trying to get back with me!
Sister : Don't get caught up in that again!
-3 hours later-
Sister: Uggg the ex is trying to get back in again
Sister's Friend: I hope they don't get back with each other!
-The Next Day-
Sister : I told Friend1 about your ex...
You: Y'all TableTalked me? WTH?

Example number 2
Friend1: I was dancing on the bar last night and fell off! It was CRAZY!!!
Friend2: ohhhhh! Can you think of how many people TableTalked you at breakfast this morning?
Friend1: At least I gave them something to talk about!
Friend2 : oh yeah...you got TableTalked for sure...

#SpillTheTea #whattabitchface #gossip #DiarrheaOfTheMouth #KissAndTell

TableTalked by Kcls April 8, 2019

Targetable 

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

Targetable by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022