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Derogatory term for a woman. Combination of a twat and cunt. Woman who literally sucks the life out of you with her annoyance.
My wife is a miserable twazole because she never shuts the fuck up.
twazole by ShemShem June 8, 2005
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twizzle twazzler 

A person with goofy or random qualities.
twizzle twazzler by IzekieliGonagus January 18, 2015

twazzle life 

A group of friends who gets saucy together
Look at them boyz sauced up them boyz twazzle life , aka direcktionz , banga and breeze
twazzle life by NanDaMan April 20, 2017

Twazzler 

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.
Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!
Twazzler by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008
(verb) To stimulate a womans clitorus with your penis.
(Man) You should have seen the look on her face when I was twazling her.

(woman) I've never had a guy twazle me like that. It was unbelievable!
Twazle by Lue Stoolz February 16, 2010
To use a public washroom inside of a high school, more precisely a catholic school. To pleasure yourself with the use of masturbation. The twazzle has only been spotted twice! Many users of the twazzle do not believe it is wrong.
When J.A.H had to really really do it! The twazzle takes place on the holyest of days.
Twazzle by Twizzle Twazzle November 24, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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