A combination of the word Twat and Waft. When the stench of a woman's vagina (often during Menses) is so horrible that it wafts through her clothing.
The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.
by ShawnieB January 2, 2009
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by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011
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Get the TWAFT mug.When a girls vagina stinks so bad that it smells like rotten farts coming out of it. Thus, the word stems from queefing and twat waft.
Pericles: Did you hook up with that girl?
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!
by Ol'Rudy August 26, 2014
Get the Queefy Twaft mug.A fuckwit who sends a stupid picture of themselves naked or in a compromising position to someone on Snapchat. The person who received the picture, makes a copy and posts it on YouTube where it goes viral. For the idiot who sent the picture in the first place there are two possible options suicide or emigration to somewhere where there is no internet connection.
“Malcolm sent a picture of his dick to Mary, her bloke saw it, copied it and posted it on YouTube, over 4 million hits so far.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
“I always new Malcolm was a twat, but now he’s a snap twat as well.”
by AKACroatalin December 3, 2015
Get the Snap Twat mug.1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020
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