Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.
A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.
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A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.
Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"
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A London Borough. Also known as the London Borough of Poland due to the amount of immigrants from Poland living in this area.
Person 1: Fancy getting the Tube to th London Borough of Ealing?
Person 2: Dont you mean fancy getting the tube to the London Borough of Poland?
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A propa wastecadet but can be influenced by some mandemz from time to time. Occassionally he tends to say "safe" and "bare" to show his approval/disapproval of certain things/people/objects. Generally a term used to describe a typical white boy.
"Safe"...."Bare Mandemz Eales!"....."U r such an Eales!"
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A weird way to spell the sea creature “eel
Dang look at that eal!” “Dude don’t you mean eel?”
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A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling
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