Ealing

Queen of the Suburbs. Located somewhere in west London. Contains Acton (chav central), Southall ('little India'), Perivale (more commonly known as 'Perv-vale'), Greenford (home of all those people who have to take the bus to school and end up being late most days) and many more. A nice place, though.

A: You goin' Ealing?
B: Sure.

by word1 November 22, 2010

Ealing

A London Borough. Also known as the London Borough of Poland due to the amount of immigrants from Poland living in this area.

Person 1: Fancy getting the Tube to th London Borough of Ealing?
Person 2: Dont you mean fancy getting the tube to the London Borough of Poland?

by Spunko December 28, 2006

Ealing

A mostly middle class west London suburb where you're either a slag, a nitty, a chav or all three. Majority of the population can be summed up as somewhat racist white private school kids, wannabe roadmen and judgemental state school kids who pretend to be richer than they are. Described as the Queen of the Suburbs because it's still elite, don't bother living anywhere else.

Person 1: "I heard she lives in Ealing"

Person 2: "Ah, that's why she smells like daddy's money"

by alnevertell March 31, 2020

ealing fields high school

Ealing fields high school is some wet school in the boston manor area of ealing the year 10’s are calm but the year 9’s are all deading tings. Some leng teachers tho.

“Init ealing fields high school is wet”

by Lovelypeachesss xoxo April 6, 2020

Ealing Common

The place where every schoolchild in Ealing goes on pilgrimage to once per month to pay respects to the founding chavs and have a shag in a bush. Keep watch for wandering roadmen, as they are known to inhabit the outer edges of the park.

You wanna go down to Ealing Common tomorrow? There might even be some spare condoms in one of the bushes.

by idimego June 27, 2022

Ealing Broadway

An expression of Absolute joy and happiness. better used as an opposition to any kind of pessimism
other posible variations include: to be "Ealing your Broadway"

You are not very Ealing Broadway, are you
I'm feeling very Ealing Broadway
Are you Ealing your Broadway today?

by The cheese-dealer February 14, 2026

There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013