TUBNIPS

Nipples that are sunken/ inverted

Dude that girl Lisa over there is hot, but she has “TUBNIPS” so it’s a no

by J_ald1021 August 17, 2023

pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

tossing hot turnips

getting your balls tongue juggled after stepping out of the hot tub! KD&JC

your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.

by KD&JC November 4, 2010

turnips

alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.

"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."

by caitlin12345 January 9, 2009

shirt turnips

Breasts. Delicious breasts.

Damn, that chick has some killer shirt turnips!

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005

throwing turnips

vomiting

He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Turnipstan

The mythical land reputed to be in the region of South West Ireland and populated by a superior species of Irishman. The derivation of the name reflects this in that Turnipstanians consider the turnip to be altogether superior to the potato. Known for their war cry, which legend has it can be heard as far away as San Diego on a windy day--'Irish by birth, Turnipstanian by the grace of God'.

It is difficult to provide an example of a mythical land, which exists soley in the mind of Turnipstanians.

by Mr M Milligan Esq. June 25, 2008