turnips 

alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.

"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."

turnips by caitlin12345 January 9, 2009

turnips 

when someone has very big nipples that are like mountains on the chest

wow scott! youve got some big turnips!

turnips by timmy and jimmmy July 6, 2011

turnips and heat 

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

turnips and heat by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

Turnips Tied 

To be stuck or confused; another phrase for "in a pickle"

Tommy has his turnips tied trying to answer the calculus problem.

Turnips Tied by The Jack Vance February 3, 2023

turnips and heat 

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

turnips and heat by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

pulling turnips by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

tossing hot turnips 

getting your balls tongue juggled after stepping out of the hot tub! KD&JC

your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.

tossing hot turnips by KD&JC November 4, 2010