turnips
"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
turnips by caitlin12345 January 9, 2009
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turnips
turnips by timmy and jimmmy July 6, 2011
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The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.
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your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.
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