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Turnipstan

The mythical land reputed to be in the region of South West Ireland and populated by a superior species of Irishman. The derivation of the name reflects this in that Turnipstanians consider the turnip to be altogether superior to the potato. Known for their war cry, which legend has it can be heard as far away as San Diego on a windy day--'Irish by birth, Turnipstanian by the grace of God'.
It is difficult to provide an example of a mythical land, which exists soley in the mind of Turnipstanians.
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Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.
Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan
West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Turdistan 

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.
Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.
Turdistan by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

Turdistan 

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
Turdistan by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015

Turdistan 

An offensive word used to disrespect Kurdistan and Kurds.
Kurdistan: Turkey, give us independence now!
Turkey: Stfu, Turdistan
Turdistan by Annypple January 6, 2022

Turkistan 

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.
Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."
Turkistan by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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