Turnipseed

Someone who thinks they are the best at all sports and positions but really isnt. Is very stupid but trys to act smart; very conceded.

You are so dumb you turnipseed!

by Spencer Morris October 31, 2006

turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

Turnipped

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.

Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing

by Joshictionary September 19, 2018

Turniphead

A man with a grey quiff fade who is from the north and has a turnip shapes head.

That turniphead didn't bring me any carrotcake today.

by SNAZZZZY J April 27, 2019

Turniphead

THE coolest word ever.
I mean you can use it in any context whether good or bad.
1) When you're realy happy about something
2) When you're angry about something
3) When you're well pissed off at someone

1) omg i love you! you're such a Turniphead!!!!
2)oh fuck off you Turniphead!
3) omg i got more maths hw. Mr. Smith is such a turniphead!

by Jstar! May 20, 2007

mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

turniphead

Someone with a head shaped like a brussel spout

he looks like a turniphead - the gay there that has a head shaped exactly like a brussel sprout

by Chav January 8, 2005