TTOPD

A way to defend yourself in a group chat. Do you ever feel like you can’t answer a certain insult or dry text? Well this means absolutely anything you want it to be!

John: you’re e so trash
Nikki: how ttopd of you

Jenifer: I like reading random facts Sometimes
Amy: how ttopd of you!

by Chickenstew April 14, 2020

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

topdeck

In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.

He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.

by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

topdazailover

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml

P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop

by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022

Topdawg

When your the most stoned out of your friends

Aye Mohamed's topdawg right now!!!

by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016

TOTPD

Top Of The Post Dance. Posted by a rather giddy user at the top of a thread on a message board when a new page has been reached. Usually in an edited post.

EDIT:
Yay, second page! *TOTPD!*

by sunmarsh August 2, 2007