TTOPD

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A way to defend yourself in a group chat. Do you ever feel like you can’t answer a certain insult or dry text? Well this means absolutely anything you want it to be!

John: you’re e so trash
Nikki: how ttopd of you

Jenifer: I like reading random facts Sometimes
Amy: how ttopd of you!

TTOPD by Chickenstew April 14, 2020

Words you can keep

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

topdecking by mark August 31, 2004

Related Words

TTOPD • topdog • ttpd • topdazailover • ttoppl • topdecking • ttod • Topdeck Mode • topdeck waffle stomp • topdick

topdeck

In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.

He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.

topdeck by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

topdazailover

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml

P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop

topdazailover by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022

Topdawg

When your the most stoned out of your friends

Aye Mohamed's topdawg right now!!!

Topdawg by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016

TOTPD

Top Of The Post Dance. Posted by a rather giddy user at the top of a thread on a message board when a new page has been reached. Usually in an edited post.

EDIT:
Yay, second page! *TOTPD!*

TOTPD by sunmarsh August 2, 2007

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026