topdick

it is a term used in hearthstone it is a wordplay on another term "topdeck" which means to draw the card you needed exactly for the situation you're in.

wow, nice topdick

by xBardo April 18, 2016

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

topdeck

In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.

He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.

by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

todickki

Having the irrational urge to drop kick a toddler.

"Well you see i walked into the Nando's bathroom and there was a toddler so i todickkied him into the wall."

by ECrane December 4, 2016

toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

towdickery

the act of being a tow dick

There is alot of towdickery going on here.

by towdickologist October 9, 2013