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topdecking 

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping
This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.
topdecking by mark August 31, 2004
In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.
He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.
topdeck by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021
Having the irrational urge to drop kick a toddler.
"Well you see i walked into the Nando's bathroom and there was a toddler so i todickkied him into the wall."
todickki by ECrane December 4, 2016
a man with a cock like a toe
wominic has a toedick
toedick by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

towdickery

the act of being a tow dick
There is alot of towdickery going on here.
towdickery by towdickologist October 9, 2013