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Topdog
An ambitious fellow, a Topdog usually tries his best to help everyone. A Topdog is really dedicated with what he's working with. And although a Topdog may have people who hate him, a Topdog knows that those people are just rude, and jealous of the wonderful friends and qualities that he has.
Person A: Hey, do you need any help with that? I'm sure I can fix that in a jiffy, right after I get done with this guide I'm writing for a site.
Person B: No, piss off you cunt. (cookthechef)
Person C: Hey, that's not nice Person B. Why sure, you Topdog, you can help me out with this. You are a real nice guy!
Person B: No, piss off you cunt. (cookthechef)
Person C: Hey, that's not nice Person B. Why sure, you Topdog, you can help me out with this. You are a real nice guy!
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topdog
america's bar & grill in Cherry Hill, NJ.
THE hottest place for cheap drinks and sexy girls. Pub, nightclub, bands, entertainment, outdoor deck. A weekender's home.
THE hottest place for cheap drinks and sexy girls. Pub, nightclub, bands, entertainment, outdoor deck. A weekender's home.
topdog by drunkaddict November 13, 2011
topdog
Retarded 34 year old skinny fat dog from Australia who supports pizzagate and acts like a entitled karen when people offer free services out of goodwill. Paper pusher in the day and Janitor in the night.
Has taste buds of a 5 year old
Has taste buds of a 5 year old
topdog by LorenzoOTU May 23, 2020
toddoggle
While at first blush appearing similar in nature to the common boondoggle, it should be noted that there is nothing common at all about the opulent and extravagant nature of the toddoggle.
While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.
While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.
toddoggle by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 17, 2014
Cock Topography
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026