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Widely used slang that cropped up recently in Australia
1. Something that is topnotch, excellent or above average.
2. Affirmative.
Marcus: "Bro that transmog set is sick"
Harry: "Yeah topdeck"

"Topdeck used to smash me mum"
-Trent from punchy
Topdeck by Topdectoboss September 2, 2013
When a man and women of different colours have sex
You sir, are a topdeck!
topdeck by LaRgO April 25, 2005
When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.
Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.
topdeck by Anti-TopDeck October 12, 2012
A term used mostly by RPG gAmErs that refers to choosing the first option that is available when doing a magic/physical attack. this term was popularized by smash ultimate when hero was added
Watch me topdeck hatchetman! or kamikaze that works to...
Topdeck by Clable October 14, 2021

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

Topdeck Mode 

The state in a card game such as Magic: The Gathering where a player has no cards in hand, and must rely purely on the card they draw each turn.
Why are you looking at me for responses? Can't you see I'm clearly in topdeck mode?
Topdeck Mode by Tier 4 October 21, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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