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Widely used slang that cropped up recently in Australia
1. Something that is topnotch, excellent or above average.
2. Affirmative.
Marcus: "Bro that transmog set is sick"
Harry: "Yeah topdeck"

"Topdeck used to smash me mum"
-Trent from punchy
Topdeck by Topdectoboss September 2, 2013
When a man and women of different colours have sex
You sir, are a topdeck!
topdeck by LaRgO April 25, 2005
When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.
Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.
topdeck by Anti-TopDeck October 12, 2012
A term used mostly by RPG gAmErs that refers to choosing the first option that is available when doing a magic/physical attack. this term was popularized by smash ultimate when hero was added
Watch me topdeck hatchetman! or kamikaze that works to...
Topdeck by Clable October 14, 2021

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

Topdeck Mode 

The state in a card game such as Magic: The Gathering where a player has no cards in hand, and must rely purely on the card they draw each turn.
Why are you looking at me for responses? Can't you see I'm clearly in topdeck mode?
Topdeck Mode by Tier 4 October 21, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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