TOTPD

Top Of The Post Dance. Posted by a rather giddy user at the top of a thread on a message board when a new page has been reached. Usually in an edited post.

EDIT:
Yay, second page! *TOTPD!*

by sunmarsh August 2, 2007

Totp

Totp
Talk On The Phone

"Wanna totp?"

by Stonecoldlexi August 13, 2017

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

topdeck

In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.

He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.

by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

topdazailover

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml

P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop

by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022

TOTP

Top Of The Page.

Used primarily in forums, especially ones with long winded pages and many regular members.

Posts that end in 01 eg. 101, 301, 1001... should be capitalised upon and have "TOTP" written. Thus informing other members that you are on the ball and your post's position has the leverage to steer the thread's discussion topic.

POST #301 Alex
"Wahey TOTP!"

POST #302 Crusty
"Ahh man, you always get Top of the page"

POST #303 Sammy
"I know he does, but I've had more TOTPs."

by ArchedRoof April 1, 2009