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Top Of The Post Dance. Posted by a rather giddy user at the top of a thread on a message board when a new page has been reached. Usually in an edited post.
EDIT:
Yay, second page! *TOTPD!*
TOTPD by sunmarsh August 2, 2007
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Totp
Talk On The Phone
"Wanna totp?"
Totp by Stonecoldlexi August 13, 2017
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topdecking 

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping
This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.
topdecking by mark August 31, 2004
In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.
He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.
topdeck by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

topdazailover 

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml
P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop
topdazailover by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022
Top Of The Page.

Used primarily in forums, especially ones with long winded pages and many regular members.

Posts that end in 01 eg. 101, 301, 1001... should be capitalised upon and have "TOTP" written. Thus informing other members that you are on the ball and your post's position has the leverage to steer the thread's discussion topic.



POST #301 Alex
"Wahey TOTP!"

POST #302 Crusty
"Ahh man, you always get Top of the page"

POST #303 Sammy
"I know he does, but I've had more TOTPs."
TOTP by ArchedRoof April 1, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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