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Totp
Talk On The Phone
"Wanna totp?"
Totp by Stonecoldlexi August 13, 2017
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topdecking 

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping
This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.
topdecking by mark August 31, 2004
In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.
He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.
topdeck by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

topdeck waffle stomp 

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain
Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower
topdeck waffle stomp by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

topdazailover 

A bsd tiktoker I am very concerned about. they constantly make videos on how they want to rail Dazai from BSD. Makes videos about Dazai r34 with no shame. I relate to them a lot, despite my extreme concerns because Dazai is very🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Hes so hot oml
P1: Do you know topdazailover?
P2:Please no I cant do this anymore im gonna fuckinf kms istg please stop
topdazailover by Kokomis gf August 2, 2022
Top Of The Page.

Used primarily in forums, especially ones with long winded pages and many regular members.

Posts that end in 01 eg. 101, 301, 1001... should be capitalised upon and have "TOTP" written. Thus informing other members that you are on the ball and your post's position has the leverage to steer the thread's discussion topic.
POST #301 Alex
"Wahey TOTP!"

POST #302 Crusty
"Ahh man, you always get Top of the page"

POST #303 Sammy
"I know he does, but I've had more TOTPs."
TOTP by ArchedRoof April 1, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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