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Aye Mohamed's topdawg right now!!!
Topdawg by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016
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Top Dawg 

When you are macking on a chick and things are getting heated you just stop, drop your draws and sit back and look at her with a - You know what to do look - 90% of the time she'll start sucking on your D*ck. This is the Top Dawg. Tested and proven
I pulled that chick last night into the elevator and pulled a Top Dawg ... We were macking and I just dropped my draws and she began to do her thang
Top Dawg by Tp Dawg July 13, 2011

Top Dawg 

Damn man Rafa is Underdawg but Tony is Top Dawg.
Top Dawg by Boozin574 October 5, 2019

Top Dawg 

A person who is a god in mortal form, they usually have the name Jamie. They have friends from all over the world and go to every epic event! Everyone wants to be top dawg but aren't as cool as the real top dawg (Jamie Gray).
Ted: Did you go to that mad shout last night Will?
Will: Nah g, was grounded - Jamie will have gone
Ted: Oh shit of course haha, I mean he is top dawg innit

Jack: I wanna be top dawg
Ted and Will: Shut up Jack only Jamie can be top dawg
Top Dawg by badmanfarrand April 10, 2017

Top Dawg 

Dale is my top dawg. We’ve been best friends since middle school.
Top Dawg by beeshman October 1, 2019

Top dawg savage cunt 

A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.
“Fuck ya chicken strips diggity dawg” replied the Top Dawg Savage Cunt
Top dawg savage cunt by Snails Tails November 23, 2019

Top Dawg 

The zenith of humanity. An apex predator. An absolute unit of a human being that deserves the upmost respect. If you do not give them the respect they deserve, prepare to hit the dirt, because the Top Dawg Howl is coming.
Woah dude, Grayson's an absolute Top Dawg!

Don't you dare defy Grayson's wrath, he's the Top Dawg!
Top Dawg by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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