TOOed 

An adjective to describe when you are WAY too fucked up
You can also use it as a verb to describe doing something fucking awesome

Ex 1: you are TOOed
Ex2: you just TOOed this shit out of that soccer ball.

TOOed by Malex9999 December 31, 2012

Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.

"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"

Toledo Raspberry by Don Keedic April 27, 2014

camel toed sea-pig 

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...

The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....

camel toed sea-pig by davethewave2 August 19, 2010

toledo shuffle 

To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.

Brad's trying the Toledo Shuffle again, but that crap rarely works.

toledo shuffle by Kidtango December 29, 2017

Toked Out 

When you are high as hell

Look at that bitch! He's Toked Out!!

Toked Out by Dwhacko February 11, 2008

Toledo Torch 

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

Toledo Torch by Budeucey January 25, 2015

toodle pip 

to toodle pip a dear friend, means to say goodbye in a very friendly way.

toodle pip me ol' deeer!!

toodle pip by yolande June 24, 2004