TOJEJ
an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.
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Toejamming
"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."
Toejamming by Grolls September 26, 2011
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TOJEJ • toejam • Tjejgay • tjej • tobejizzle • Toeja • toejacker • toejam & earl • Toejam 500 • Toejam Cocktail
Tolejala
Tolejala is a kind of friend that will stick with you through thick and thin. She is loyal, kind-hearted and has a beautiful personality. She will accomplish anything she puts her mind to.
If you ever meet Tolejala you should hold on tight because she's can bring the flavor that you need in your life. She will treat you like a king, as long as you treat her like your queen. If you cross her there would be no second chances to love her. If you're lucky enough to earn her love, you should count your blessings from above.
Tolejala has a temper and that is true, so if you make her mad she will come for you!
If you ever meet Tolejala you should hold on tight because she's can bring the flavor that you need in your life. She will treat you like a king, as long as you treat her like your queen. If you cross her there would be no second chances to love her. If you're lucky enough to earn her love, you should count your blessings from above.
Tolejala has a temper and that is true, so if you make her mad she will come for you!
Toejob
Toejob, just like a footjob, means that a girl uses her toes and/or toenails to jack off or tickle a man's dick, for sexual fun and pleasure.
Beverly has sexy red toenails after trimming and painting them. She gave me the best toejob - by using both of her feet, using her first and second toes to softly caressing and pinching my dick. She also dig her toenails on every part of my dick and balls. Oh... that girl is so hot! I love her for that.
Toejob by ToemanXtreme January 3, 2008
toejam
Toejam is the gunk between your toes mainly consisting of dust and dirt. It is called toejam as it resembles a type of substance like jam between your toes.
Jenny: I loveee eating toast with toejam spread on it. What about you?
Vicky: Yes but it can be quite sticky sometimes.
Anika: Disgusting!
Vicky: Yes but it can be quite sticky sometimes.
Anika: Disgusting!
toejam by iloveshakespeareee August 1, 2020
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